[Eren listens. Lily talks a lot - more than he could get out that fast - but Eren doesn't really mind. She's cute, and she's...very genuine, it seems, which Eren always respects - and she isn't pitying him, which is pretty much a given with anyone else, especially with tubes stuck on his face.
[At the mention of earthworms, he laughs, but it isn't unkind by any means.]
Because I love them very much! They'd come out after it'd been raining, and I'd make friends with them and bring them in so they could experience the perils of year 6 geography with me!
[It's funny. He laughs - can't help it. She says it so brightly, like taking worms to Geography class was the most thrilling experience of her life.]
They didn't get hurt like that? [He gets up from the table.] I can walk with you. [He can handle it.] I don't think we have to smuggle the cheese, though. Pretty sure Zeke and Erin got it for everyone.
Oh no, I was always very gentle with them, and I always made sure my pocket had soil in it for them.
[ Her laundry basket was forever sprinkled with mud crumbs...
[ When Eren gets up, she momentarily wonders if he's okay to - but it's only a moment. If he couldn't, he wouldn't, so she takes him at his unspoken word. ]
What if I wanted to smuggle it? What if I had no intention of using a plate?
[ She leans closer as they walk, conspiratorial. ]
[Pockets full of worms and dirt...What a funny girl.
[Eren often pushes himself far past the point that he should, so Lily shouldn't necessarily trust him to take it slow, but, he promised Erin he would. If he passes out and an ambulance has to be called on she and Zeke's wedding day--
[Well, he just won't let that happen. So he walks very slowly, idly wondering if Lily will take her time and walk with him. She whispers about illegal cheese sticks, and he glances at her, eyes sharp and mischievous.]
You're right...
If we get caught, though, there's no telling what might happen. I can't run away that fast, you know.
I happen to know where they have one stashed, actually. I bet you can't imagine why. [He's fine joking about it with her, oddly. She jokes along with him, and she doesn't freeze up or get awkward. He hasn't known her long, but from what she's said, it seems like maybe Lily is used to being infantilized as well...]
I think if you sit in my lap, I can probably steer us fine.
Oh-- [Eren snorts, breaking into a small fit of snickering (luckily, no coughing fit follows).] Duh. Yeah, we call them that too. Not sure if we have any of those laying around this place, though.
[God, but she has him snickering tonight-- Ah. This time, there's a bit of a coughing fit. He's quite adept and turning himself away and burying his face in the crook of his arm by now. Just gotta get it out and then--
[Back to Lily.]
You know Zeke and Erin didn't even bother tying cans to their car or anything? I mean. [Ah. A frown.] They're not really going anywhere after this. I kinda ruined that for them.
[Most couples go to a hotel the night of their wedding, or something like that, but they can't leave Eren home by himself overnight. Even with his equipment, there's a not insignificant chance he might stop breathing, and he knows that Zeke or Erin check regularly throughout the night.]
I can't blame them, it must make a terrible racket when people do that...
[ After a thoughtful bite out of a wayward breadstick, Lily waits for Eren to get what he wants, before they head back to their table. To those keeping an eye on either of them, it'd seem they've become fast friends. Lily at least seems to think so. ]
It's a shame you can't come to my house for the night; I bet my mums would say yes, and you'd get to meet my dog! Plus, we have a lot of chocolate cake leftover from the other night.
[ Cheesy-thing nibble break. ]
What do you like to watch? Like on TV - or movies, even!
[Lily mentions coming to her house, and something flashes in Eren's eyes. As they're walking back to the table, he tilts his head at her, searching for something.]
Do you really think your mums [Mums! British.] would let me? It's Zeke and Erin that are the bigger problem, but...[Pause. Thinking.] I have to sleep with a machine, but it's easy to move. If I had my emergency stuff, it wouldn't even be a big deal.
[He wants to meet the dog...]
I like all sorts of shit. I play more video games than I watch TV though. It's kind of all I've got to do most days.
[ Oh is this actually becoming a possibility! Lily blinks and smiles as they sit back down, nodding. ]
Mhm! We have plenty of room, so that wouldn't be a problem - and if you like video games, I bet my brother Christopher would play with you. He has dozens of them, he streams on Twitch! You could both do that and I could sit on the bed and eat snacks and draw or something!
[ Already planning... ]
Would you like me to ask them? I can go find them- or text them actually, that'd be better...
Uhm...[Eh...He frowns a bit, scratching at the back of his head. They reach the table and he takes a seat. He's tired.] What are the chances they'd talk to Zeke about it? I think he likes your mom a lot. He's just...
[Eren's lip curls up in a bit of a snarl, petulant.] Overbearing...
Mmm, they will probably, yes - but my mum's very persuasive. I bet it'll be fine!
[ And as if on cue, Lily notices Faith between a few mingling guests. She's waving at her before she gets up, now just...beaming. It'd be fair to think this is as much as rarity for her as it is for Eren. ]
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[At the mention of earthworms, he laughs, but it isn't unkind by any means.]
You used to smuggle earthworms into class? Why?
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Because I love them very much! They'd come out after it'd been raining, and I'd make friends with them and bring them in so they could experience the perils of year 6 geography with me!
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They didn't get hurt like that? [He gets up from the table.] I can walk with you. [He can handle it.] I don't think we have to smuggle the cheese, though. Pretty sure Zeke and Erin got it for everyone.
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[ Her laundry basket was forever sprinkled with mud crumbs...
[ When Eren gets up, she momentarily wonders if he's okay to - but it's only a moment. If he couldn't, he wouldn't, so she takes him at his unspoken word. ]
What if I wanted to smuggle it? What if I had no intention of using a plate?
[ She leans closer as they walk, conspiratorial. ]
Illegal cheese sticks, Eren!
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[Eren often pushes himself far past the point that he should, so Lily shouldn't necessarily trust him to take it slow, but, he promised Erin he would. If he passes out and an ambulance has to be called on she and Zeke's wedding day--
[Well, he just won't let that happen. So he walks very slowly, idly wondering if Lily will take her time and walk with him. She whispers about illegal cheese sticks, and he glances at her, eyes sharp and mischievous.]
You're right...
If we get caught, though, there's no telling what might happen. I can't run away that fast, you know.
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That's okay! I'll find the nearest wheelie chair and push us both down the closest hill in it! Easy peasy!
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I think if you sit in my lap, I can probably steer us fine.
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[ There's been a misunderstanding here. ]
Wait - how would you steer it?
[ Processing...Ah! ]
Oh! Did you think I said 'wheelchair'? I'm talking about those big desk chairs on wheels - we call them wheelie chairs!
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[ And at the food table they arrive. The food? Surveyed. A plate? Utilised. The cheesy-things? Hoarded. ]
Maybe with 'just married' written on the back!
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[Back to Lily.]
You know Zeke and Erin didn't even bother tying cans to their car or anything? I mean. [Ah. A frown.] They're not really going anywhere after this. I kinda ruined that for them.
[Most couples go to a hotel the night of their wedding, or something like that, but they can't leave Eren home by himself overnight. Even with his equipment, there's a not insignificant chance he might stop breathing, and he knows that Zeke or Erin check regularly throughout the night.]
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[ After a thoughtful bite out of a wayward breadstick, Lily waits for Eren to get what he wants, before they head back to their table. To those keeping an eye on either of them, it'd seem they've become fast friends. Lily at least seems to think so. ]
It's a shame you can't come to my house for the night; I bet my mums would say yes, and you'd get to meet my dog! Plus, we have a lot of chocolate cake leftover from the other night.
[ Cheesy-thing nibble break. ]
What do you like to watch? Like on TV - or movies, even!
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Do you really think your mums [Mums! British.] would let me? It's Zeke and Erin that are the bigger problem, but...[Pause. Thinking.] I have to sleep with a machine, but it's easy to move. If I had my emergency stuff, it wouldn't even be a big deal.
[He wants to meet the dog...]
I like all sorts of shit. I play more video games than I watch TV though. It's kind of all I've got to do most days.
Horror, mostly.
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Mhm! We have plenty of room, so that wouldn't be a problem - and if you like video games, I bet my brother Christopher would play with you. He has dozens of them, he streams on Twitch! You could both do that and I could sit on the bed and eat snacks and draw or something!
[ Already planning... ]
Would you like me to ask them? I can go find them- or text them actually, that'd be better...
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Uhm...[Eh...He frowns a bit, scratching at the back of his head. They reach the table and he takes a seat. He's tired.] What are the chances they'd talk to Zeke about it? I think he likes your mom a lot. He's just...
[Eren's lip curls up in a bit of a snarl, petulant.] Overbearing...
I can talk to Erin, at least.
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[ And as if on cue, Lily notices Faith between a few mingling guests. She's waving at her before she gets up, now just...beaming. It'd be fair to think this is as much as rarity for her as it is for Eren. ]
I'll go talk to her, okay? I'll be right back!
[ And off she
fluttershurries. ]